does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
My anaconda will consider it
when you have two groups of friends doing different things friday night and you’re not invited to either one lol
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass