Thank You

voltorbo:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

I never thought wanting to be someone else so badly would hurt this bad.

diamondtwink:

i didn’t choose to be gay, lady gaga forced me to

Well, I lost my first follower.

svveden:

sexxxwolfy:

svveden:

i’m 18 i can go to strip clubs and buy cigarettes and buy m rated games without my mom hell yeah

You used to go to strip clubs with your mom?

yea